GET IN THE CAR FUCKING PHONE!!!!
DON'T MIND ME, JUST TAKING MY HORSE FOR A WALK...ON A LEAD!
STOP SUMMONING EMOS!
FUCKING RING ROAD!
STOP GIRL WANKING IN THE CAR!
I wasn't girl wanking...I WAS MASTURBATING!!!
*guy on bicycle rides into lamppost*
TEA! CAKE! SPLENDID!
Lace bloomers? Whatever will 4chan say?!?!?!
Ah so you're one of those girls who sleeps with a rabbit?
No...I sleep with two!
*Steampunk guy proceeds to go bright red*
I'M JUST READING HIS JACKET!!!!
You should pierce your hat nipple!
Lady Elsie's Temperance Meeting sponsored by Hendrick's "Health Tonic"
I hope it's not [name redacted] 0.o
*shimmy shimmy shimmy*
When I go home tonight I am going to show him my bloomers!
MY BLOOMERS ARE DROPPING DOWN!!!!
I seem to have ended up with a back full of Gentlemen's phone numbers 0.o They're all traders, honest!
This pole seems to think it's a drunk guy at a bar, the further I push it away from me the nearer it slides back!
Did we really just have a conversation about what we can't eat on our periods while an old man silently followed us?
Are they fighting?
OH MY GOD! *rolls down window* GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!!!
SORRY WE'RE DRUNK!!!
THEY WERE SHAGGING ON MY CAR!!!
HE COULD HAVE SPUNKED ON MY CAR!!!
MY POOR CAR NEED THERAPY!!!
- Placements:*facepalm*, *head desk*, *shakes fist*, aaaaaaaaaaaugh!, bff, clothes, clothing, costume pr0n, don't hate us 'cos we're happy!, eeeew, fashion, frilly bitches, gothic lolita, halp, i'm not a goth!, intel sponsors of tomorrow, let them eat pie, lol, my poor eyes, no seriously what the fuck?, pick-up line, quote book, quotebook, quotes, spam spam spam!, squee!, srs bsns, that's not my ass!, utterly bastard groovy, velociraptor, vendetta chan, well this is awkward, what the mother fucking fuck fuck?, what the mother fucking fuck?, world domination, wow, wtf, zombies
When was the last time you were in Lidl looking for knock off Pombar?
I don't understand why I don't have a job? *jiggle jiggle*
WITH A FIST FULL OF POMBAR!
Today I saw a Nactmar fan get shoved out of the way by a unicorn that ended up on stage with Faderhead...MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Don't mind me, I'm just going to squee over how well made that jacket is! Seriously though...Look at the pattern matching on that...PHWOR!
Ah you! You're English!
Falafel with garlic sauce.
Are you sure? I saw your teeth!
I'm a Vegetarian vampire like Count Duckula!
Sunchild! Tan me up, tan me up, Sucnchild, tan me up, up, up!
Come along at 3pm and see what it's all aboot!
It isn't even midday and I have hair envy!
I've just watched a man eat a yoghurt with a fold up ruler!
Today we are playing a game called "are you Scottish or a Mittlealter fan", basically you look at people wearing kilts and try to work out if they're from north of the wall or just really like Battle Metal...
See I'd totally go for that look but I don't want to sunburn my arse.
I don't like what he's done to his hair, it makes him look like a poor man's Chris Harms...
WINTER IS COMING!
Paparazzi'd again! Either I look good today or all these German e-zines are run by 4channers and they're taking photos for the next ita thread!
I keep thinking I'm a bit warm and then someone goes past in latex, they must be cooking...BOIL IN THE BAG!
Ooooh look voodoo dolls! Do they have a pink one with a funny nose and a fondness for over-exaggeration?
Oh I love Newcastle, that's where I had my first Jameson's Whiskey and Guinness...You have a big river!
Why yes, yes I did just have a drink with Carl McCoy!
There's a guy in a shirt that reads "more German that Germany", pretty ironic that it's in English.
Fuck off marmoset!
You know it's the rapey monks I feel sorry for in this weather, it must be sweltering in those habits!
I'm making my livejournal friends only from this point. The reason being is that I've used livejournal for a lot of years now and I've mostly discussed goings on in my life (popular topics being my big fat emo phase when I was younger, my half arsed attempt at being a scene queen #wtfwasIthinking? and then onto me getting all happy and shiz), and these days most of the people on my friendlist are people I really know with the odd cool person I've got talking with on one of the groups here or there.
Within the past few months I seem to have picked up a few lurkers here and there, ordinarily I wouldn't mind but screen caps of my personal bussiness ARE NOT FUN.
If you want to be my friend on LJ, leave me a comment here, that said just because you're a friend doesn't mean you'll see everything, I have filters all over the place and anybody found leaking things from my journal will be baaaaawleeted.
I have a public blog here:Queens of the Wild Frontier
Feel free to cap that shiz if that's your thing, I don't talk about anything worth stalkerising over there anyway.
You can like Queens of the Wild Frontier on Failbork
Follow me on Twatter
where I talk crap #withahashtaginfrontBoringspring
where you can ask me anything...Or you know talk about fish...That seems pretty poplar at the moment...IT'S A TRAP!
for pretty pictures and experimental crap
Also I have a world of sext now
, if you feel like writing me a song, or a dedication to my radiant beauty, go right ahead.
Feel free to draw some penises over at Sock draw
Current friends, I'm not leaving livejournal, just locking it so you can now all comment without wondering if your comment is gonna get screencapped and posted on sites of ill repute.
Oh btw, I'm not locking anything that is currently public so if you wanna go route through tales of my emo phase feel free.
Do you think having children is a fundamental human right? Should there should be any restrictions?
I think the right to choose weather or not to have them is a right.
I don't think there should necessarily be restrictions per-say (I am very much against the way China's one child rule is enforced), but I do believe that having more than a couple should be discouraged.
We're heading towards overpopulation as it is, more people = less resources = more problems.
I think a lot of the encouraging people to breed needs to stop to.
It is scary how many people I used to go to school with have babies already (one of them is up to her third!), I'm 21!
A lot of people seem to be having babies for the welfare benefits, not because they want children, I was told on the phone to Student Loans once that if I didn't want my loan means tested on my parents wages then I should "just have a baby".
I find this absolutely insane.
Then there's the "babies as fashion accessories crowd", I have a friend who sometimes will not shut up about how she wnts a kid so she can dress it in Lolita clothes.
Excuse me, but a baby is not a doll, if you want to dress something up get a Barbie.
I think people should be educated more about the responsibilities of looking after children.
I also think there should be restrictions on IVF, that stuff costs the NHS a fortune, an Aunt of mine keeps having it done over and over again and it keeps failing, yet she won't adopt because she wants "a baby of her own" and she's always the first to criticise the NHS when they refuse to give people cancer treatments because they can't afford them.
Sorry I appear to have gone off on a tangent.
Which five events in history would you choose to experience in person, and why?
I'd like to have been there when Boudicca fought off the Romans (the time she won), she's one of my heroes.
A meeting of the Hellfire club to see if my theory about them not being the Satanic nutcases they were reported to be (I often suspect they were actually the Historical equivalent of Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin etc, and just spread loads of crazy rumours about themselves to shock people)
Greyfriar's Kirkyard with Mary Shelly when she started writing Frankenstein's Monster , mostly because I want to know where she sat.
Any point in Ancient Sarmatian history. Sarmatian women were supposedly the inspiration for the Amazons (a LOT of tombs of their woman have been found full of weapons and armour) , I absolutely fell in love with the idea of the Amazons when I was around 7-8 and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys was on TV. An entire race of women that can do stuff other than making dinner? Awesome!
On the beach when Queen Elizabeth 1st made her famous speech "I may have the body of a woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a man". Hopefully she didn't mean her dad's stomach... Or come to think of it his heart, I mean that couldn't have been in very good health now could it?