When was the last time you were in Lidl looking for knock off Pombar?
I don't understand why I don't have a job? *jiggle jiggle*
WITH A FIST FULL OF POMBAR!
Today I saw a Nactmar fan get shoved out of the way by a unicorn that ended up on stage with Faderhead...MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Don't mind me, I'm just going to squee over how well made that jacket is! Seriously though...Look at the pattern matching on that...PHWOR!
Ah you! You're English!
Falafel with garlic sauce.
Are you sure? I saw your teeth!
I'm a Vegetarian vampire like Count Duckula!
Sunchild! Tan me up, tan me up, Sucnchild, tan me up, up, up!
Come along at 3pm and see what it's all aboot!
It isn't even midday and I have hair envy!
I've just watched a man eat a yoghurt with a fold up ruler!
Today we are playing a game called "are you Scottish or a Mittlealter fan", basically you look at people wearing kilts and try to work out if they're from north of the wall or just really like Battle Metal...
See I'd totally go for that look but I don't want to sunburn my arse.
I don't like what he's done to his hair, it makes him look like a poor man's Chris Harms...
WINTER IS COMING!
Paparazzi'd again! Either I look good today or all these German e-zines are run by 4channers and they're taking photos for the next ita thread!
I keep thinking I'm a bit warm and then someone goes past in latex, they must be cooking...BOIL IN THE BAG!
Ooooh look voodoo dolls! Do they have a pink one with a funny nose and a fondness for over-exaggeration?
Oh I love Newcastle, that's where I had my first Jameson's Whiskey and Guinness...You have a big river!
Why yes, yes I did just have a drink with Carl McCoy!
There's a guy in a shirt that reads "more German that Germany", pretty ironic that it's in English.
Fuck off marmoset!
You know it's the rapey monks I feel sorry for in this weather, it must be sweltering in those habits!