GET IN THE CAR FUCKING PHONE!!!!
DON'T MIND ME, JUST TAKING MY HORSE FOR A WALK...ON A LEAD!
STOP SUMMONING EMOS!
FUCKING RING ROAD!
STOP GIRL WANKING IN THE CAR!
I wasn't girl wanking...I WAS MASTURBATING!!!
*guy on bicycle rides into lamppost*
TEA! CAKE! SPLENDID!
Lace bloomers? Whatever will 4chan say?!?!?!
Ah so you're one of those girls who sleeps with a rabbit?
No...I sleep with two!
*Steampunk guy proceeds to go bright red*
I'M JUST READING HIS JACKET!!!!
You should pierce your hat nipple!
Lady Elsie's Temperance Meeting sponsored by Hendrick's "Health Tonic"
I hope it's not [name redacted] 0.o
*shimmy shimmy shimmy*
When I go home tonight I am going to show him my bloomers!
MY BLOOMERS ARE DROPPING DOWN!!!!
I seem to have ended up with a back full of Gentlemen's phone numbers 0.o They're all traders, honest!
This pole seems to think it's a drunk guy at a bar, the further I push it away from me the nearer it slides back!
Did we really just have a conversation about what we can't eat on our periods while an old man silently followed us?
Are they fighting?
OH MY GOD! *rolls down window* GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!!!
SORRY WE'RE DRUNK!!!
THEY WERE SHAGGING ON MY CAR!!!
HE COULD HAVE SPUNKED ON MY CAR!!!
MY POOR CAR NEED THERAPY!!!
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